Ellen Albertini Dow credited as playing...
Rosie
- Rosie: Are you nervous?
- Robbie: I'm actually not that nervous. I've been around lots of weddings before, so I figure it won't be very different.
- Rosie: I didn't mean about the wedding. I meant about the wedding night. Will this be your first time with intercourse?
- Robbie: Uh...
- Rosie: Well, don't be ashamed. You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. I'd already had intercourse with eight men.
- Robbie: Now, that's something I didn't wanna know about.
- Rosie: That was a lot back then; it'd be like two hundred today!
- Rosie: [rapping] I said hip hop, a hibbi to da hibbi da hip hip hoppin, ya don't stop-a rockin' to da bang bang boogie say up jump da boogie to da rhythm to da boogie da beat!
- [Rosie is trying to get Robbie to practice asking women out]
- Rosie: I'll be a beautiful young woman, and you be Robbie. Now, ask me out.
- Robbie: You know, I'm really not comfortable...
- Rosie: [In character] Hello, sir. Was there something you wanted to ask me?
- Robbie: [sighs] Fine. Would you like to go out on a date with me?
- Rosie: [solemnly] No. Your penis is too small.
- Rosie: [to Julia] : He wants to make money. You know - live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.