The Wedding Singer (1998)
Allen Covert: Sammy
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Quotes
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Sammy : If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away.
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Robbie : That's it, man, starting right now, me and you are going to be free and happy the rest of our lives!
Sammy : I'm not happy. I'm miserable.
Robbie : Wha - what?
Sammy : See... I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino?
Robbie : Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think... the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet.
Sammy : Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks.
Robbie : So what are you saying?
Sammy : What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right.
Old man in bar : [Comes up behind him and hugs him] Everything is going to be all right.
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Andy : [watering plants as Sammy pulls up] About time his best friend showed up.
Sammy : How is he?
Andy : I dunno, man. He just stays down in the basement since it happened... Five days now. I think he might be having some kind of mental situation, or something.
Sammy : I'll talk to him.
Sammy : [the camera follows him as he walks to the house, singing to himself]
Andy : [off camera] Hey, you better do something. I don't wanna be known as brother-in-law of the town nut job; I got enough problems already.
Andy : [sound of water splosing]
Andy : Oh, shit, I just got water all over myself.
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Sammy : Somebody left a jacket in the back.
Robbie : That's Julia's jacket! She took off on Notson Street, remember? She said it wasn't jacket weather anymore.
Sammy : Uh-oh... You like her!
Robbie : No, I don't.
Sammy : Of course you do! She's a cool chick with a hot ass.
Robbie : How about this? You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck.