The Wedding Singer (1998)

Allen Covert: Sammy

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• Robbie : You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!

  Sammy : [exasperated]  They were *cones*!

• Sammy : If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away.

• Robbie : Can I borrow your credit card?

  Sammy : You're gonna pay me back, right?

  Robbie : No. But if you don't give it to me, I'm gonna tell everyone what you said at the bar.

• Robbie : That's it, man, starting right now, me and you are going to be free and happy the rest of our lives!

  Sammy : I'm not happy. I'm miserable.

  Robbie : Wha - what?

  Sammy : See... I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino?

  Robbie : Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think... the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet.

  Sammy : Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks.

  Robbie : So what are you saying?

  Sammy : What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right.

  Old man in bar : [Comes up behind him and hugs him]  Everything is going to be all right.

• Sammy : Somebody left a jacket in the back.

  Robbie : That's Julia's jacket! She took off on Notson Street, remember? She said it wasn't jacket weather anymore.

  Sammy : Uh-oh... You like her!

  Robbie : No, I don't.

  Sammy : Of course you do! She's a cool chick with a hot ass.

  Robbie : How about this? You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck.

• Sammy : Hey, how do I look?

  Robbie : I don't know, man. I would lose that glove. You look nuts.

• Andy : [watering plants as Sammy pulls up]  About time his best friend showed up.

  Sammy : How is he?

  Andy : I dunno, man. He just stays down in the basement since it happened... Five days now. I think he might be having some kind of mental situation, or something.

  Sammy : I'll talk to him.

  Sammy : [the camera follows him as he walks to the house, singing to himself] 

  Andy : [off camera]  Hey, you better do something. I don't wanna be known as brother-in-law of the town nut job; I got enough problems already.

  Andy : [sound of water splosing] 

  Andy : Oh, shit, I just got water all over myself.

• Sammy : You have to go back to work. You know there's going to be over a hundred drunk girls at this wedding tonight.

  Robbie : I've got nothing to offer anybody. I haven't done jack shit since high school.

  Sammy : Marry you? I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding-dong.