Cindy Claus: ...We really need to come up with some new toys or else we're all going to be out on the unemployment line. Do you have any ideas?

Big Jake: Sex toys! Oh boy, oh boy!

Cindy Claus: Sex? You know, you got a point there. There's big money - but wait a minute, you're just a little elf! How do you know about sex?

Big Jake: Do wacka doo! They don't call me Big Jake for nothin'!