Irwin Wayfair
Larry Benson
Ms. Kegel
Gil Mars
Alan Abernathy
Joe
Christy Fimple
Timmy Fimple
Brad (as Jonathan David Bouck)
Stuart Abernathy
Irene Abernathy
Marion Fimple
Phil Fimple
Satellite Dish Installer
Ralph, Clean Room Technician
Toy World Supervisor
Neighbor
Husband
Wife
Chip Hazard (voice)
Archer (voice)
Kip Killagin (voice)
Butch Meathook (voice)
Link Static (voice)
Brick Bazooka (voice)
Nick Nitro (voice)
Slamfist / Scratch-It (voice)
Insaniac / Freakenstein (voice)
Punch-It (voice)
Gwendy Doll (voice)
Globotech Announcer (voice)