Analyze This (1999)
Joe Viterelli: Jelly
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Quotes
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[Ben rushes up to Paul's room after Jelly throws a hit man off the balcony onto the wedding party]
Boss Paul Vitti : Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain't my fault.
Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh, so you're telling me it was suicide?
Boss Paul Vitti : I don't know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Jelly : [taking out a pen] Uh no, but they will in a minute.
Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh, and let me guess what it says? "Life is bullshit, I can't fucking take it no more! Signed, the Dead Guy."
Jelly : Hey, that's good, Doc.
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[when two hit men attack Paul and Ben in a junkyard, Ben grabs Paul's gun and blindly shoots back - he straightens up and sees two dead men]
Dr. Ben Sobel : J-Jelly? Did I do that?
Jelly : No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.
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Boss Paul Vitti : [telling Ben about a dream after Jelly promises not to listen] My wife wakes me up, it's the middle of the night, the baby's crying. I go to the refrigerator to get a bottle of milk, and the milk is black.
Jelly : That's fuckin' weird.
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[preparing to kill him]
Jelly : Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal.
Dr. Ben Sobel : Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal.
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[Ben Sobel is in a bathroom stall of Paul Vitti's favorite restaurant trying to remove an FBI wire from his chest with Jelly standing outside. He hears Ben grunting and swearing]
Jelly : You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that...
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Jelly : This is serious, Doc. If he doesn't make that meeting they'll kill him for sure.
Dr. Ben Sobel : Why can't someone else in the family go? How about Tommy the Tongue, or Louie the lip? What about you? You go.
Jelly : That would be great except for one detail. I'm a fuckin' moron. I'm known for it. You have to go.
