Gary Starke
Linda Palinski
Benny Moran
Lady with Cash
Zeus
Harry the Head
Refund Lady at the Met
San Diego Vinnie
Alice / 'Cyclops'
Tony
Barry the Book
TV Customer
Newscaster
Catholic Schoolgirl Fanny
Catholic Schoolgirl Lucy (as Daniella Garcia-Lorido)
Arty
Casino
Fat Max
Gerrard, Culinary Director
Mrs. Bennett, N.Y. Times Food Critic
Mrs. Dolmatch
Rhonda
Mrs. Haywood
College Kid in Jail
Alex
Social Security Checker
Stanley
Good Call Johnny D.J.
Undercover Cop
Kenny Paliski
Mrs. Paliski
Uncle Donald (as Robert Castle)
Uncle Tony
Realtor
Maury, Funeral Director
Father V. Crespo
Self
Yankee Stadium Security Chief
The Pope (as Gene Greytak)
Ray Charles
Vickie (as Joanna P. Adler)
Taxi Cab Driver
Confessional Priest
Baby in Womb
Blonde Student
Ticket Buyer
Jail Inmate (uncredited)
Convention Goer - Trekkie (uncredited)
Night Manager (uncredited)
Child (uncredited)
(uncredited)
Nun (uncredited)
Merch Buyer (uncredited)
Doorman (uncredited)
Scalper (uncredited)
Messenger (uncredited)
Priest (uncredited)