X | | Adult, Comedy
A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a man of the opposite sex.
One of several porn films featuring Traci Lords in 1984, though she was underaged at 16. It was rumored she made other movies before that year which were never distributed. Every one of her films made during her porn career have been banned. Limited releases of those films are sometimes found, provided her scenes have been edited out.
When revelations about Traci Lords' age became known, Dreamland withdrew the movie. Rather than being stuck with a title they couldn't make money on, they decided to go back and re-edit the movie. However, Lords was a LARGE part of the story, appearing in many scenes. All of her scenes were either edited or replaced with footage with a much older actress, Lisa De Leeuw, playing Traci's role. Unfortunately, the original movie was shot on film, and all the replacement scenes were shot on videotape, making the glaring differences all the more obvious. The re-edited version was issued as "The All New Talk Dirty to Me Part III" and sported a different box cover, with 'Ginger Lynn Allen' depicted as a Mermaid rather than Traci Lords, who was on the original box.