Tony: David, guess who stopped smoking?

David: Who?

Tony: Your house!

Homeless Man: Do you have a dream you would like me to interpret?

Serena: Sorry, I don't sleep. Not to dream, anyway.

Tony: We didn't tell you? We're having a party! We rented out the Adams. Yeah it has this whole 80's theme.

Robert: Yeah, so, you can just wear that really ugly shirt you always wear. And... you'll be 80's!

David: Oh I'd love to. But all my stuff burned down. In the big funny fire!

Serena: Life is too easy in Portland. People aren't tense enough.

David: You make me tense.