Male Diner on Boat: If he is prepared to subject himself to total humiliation in front of all of us...

Female Diner on Boat: The least you can do is sleep with him

Jack: Scientists have started to use lawyers in their research. The scientists were getting attached to the rats, and there were some things the rats wouldn't do.

Justice Tomlin: Members of the Jury, the case you're about to hear may shock and disturb you. And, of course, sexual intercourse with beasts of burden is, thank goodness, relatively uncommon in this day and age.

[the clerk whispers something to him]

Justice Tomlin: Please forgive me, that is my case in Wales next week. Happily, our case today is altogether more civilised.

Gerald Burton Jr.: America is made out of the sweepings of Europe.