King Bob: So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: This whomps.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Tender.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.
Miss Alordayne Grotkey: Ok, so everyone who didn't do their homework last night will be challenged to a double load.
[the class groans]
Miss Alordayne Grotkey: And anyone who did their homework can have the night off.
Gretchen: YES! WOOHOO!
[realizes she's the only one cheering]
Gretchen: Umm, I mean... Boo, the unfairness?
Miss Muriel P Finster: I'd call you a pack of wild animals, but even wild animals don't throw food. Except for monkeys. But you're not monkeys, are you? No, you're children, children who act like monkeys.
Spinelli: It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
Gelman: And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!
Upside-Down Girl: [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.
Miss Muriel P Finster: March!
Vince LaSalle: Losing Whomps!