King Bob: So shall it be written, so shall it be done!

[repeated line]

Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: This whomps.

Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: [receiving test scores] F? That's terrible!

Gus: F! I'm so disappointed in myself!

Gretchen: A-? My life is flashing before my eyes!

[repeated line]

Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Tender.

Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.

Miss Alordayne Grotkey: Ok, so everyone who didn't do their homework last night will be challenged to a double load.

[the class groans]

Miss Alordayne Grotkey: And anyone who did their homework can have the night off.

Gretchen: YES! WOOHOO!

[realizes she's the only one cheering]

Gretchen: Umm, I mean... Boo, the unfairness?

Miss Muriel P Finster: I'd call you a pack of wild animals, but even wild animals don't throw food. Except for monkeys. But you're not monkeys, are you? No, you're children, children who act like monkeys.

Spinelli: It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.

Gelman: And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!

Upside-Down Girl: [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.

Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Mikey, what are you doing?

Mikey: Communing with people who appreciate my innate spiritual gifts.

Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey.

Gretchen: But... but you were supposed to study the homework and learn from it!

Spinelli: Gretchen, what colour's the sky on your planet?

Gretchen: You skipped studying for professional wrestling?

Spinelli: Doesn't everybody?

[repeated line]

Miss Muriel P Finster: March!

Vince LaSalle: Losing Whomps!