Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Bobby Jacoby: Homeboy #2

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Quotes 

• Kenny Fisher : Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this - They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?

  Ritchie Koolboy : What?

  Kenny Fisher : It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo.

• Kenny Fisher : Yo, I'm just pausin' while those two hos over there scratch it out over who gets to knock the boots with me!

  [clicks feet together] 

  Kenny Fisher : Ya know what I'm saying? Yeah!

  Ritchie Koolboy : What two ho's?

  DJ Sammy : I don't see no ho's yo.

  [Kenny and his homeboys start shoving each other around] 

  Kenny Fisher : Yo, what, you callin' me a liar.

  DJ Sammy : Hey, yo why you shovin' cracker?

  Ritchie Koolboy : Yo, you better recognize, fool.

  [they stop shoving] 

  Kenny Fisher : Why y'all gotta waste my flava? Damn!

• [Kenny's homeboys see him display his 'love kit'] 

  Ritchie Koolboy : Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.

  DJ Sammy : Yo, who's a fag?

  Kenny Fisher : Yo, both of y'all. That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, bitch. Damn!