John Willie: If you had any more sense you'd be daft!

Snooky, Scullery Maid: Are you going fishing again tomorrow?

John Willie: Yes

Snooky, Scullery Maid: Have you got worms?

John Willie: Yes, but that's not going to stop me!

Mrs. Clifford: Have you been cutting hair long?

John Willie: No, short as a rule