Gordon / Gordon's Father
Teddy
Carla
Mr. Ambrose (as Robert Connell)
Kirk
Lillith (as Tena Fanning)
Margo
Santa Claus
The Elf (as Kim Ray)
Louie
Donny
Mrs. Sanders
Linda
Hispanic Santa
Sally
Gordon's Mom
Customer #1 (as Natilie Hayes)
Hair Lady
Gordon Jr. (as Max Myers)
Frank
Cop (as Tom Vozza)
Commercial Model (uncredited)
Car lot customer (uncredited)