What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in an Anal Movie?

John T. Bone hits the funny bone, while taking no prisoners in this extreme comedy lampooning some of his peers, or at least the more well-heeled ones in Adult Cinema. When Jonathan Morgan portrays the pretentious owner of Livid Video, named Steve Hershey, you know the knives are out.

The Livid contract girls are played by Summer Cummings and Skye Blue wearing plastic masks, and the buxom pair later reappear (along with Morgan) in satirizing a rival company named ZE which I could not identify, sort of a Brazzers outfit a decade before that firm was establishsed. They have plastic masks again, but their huge breasts are covered by even bigger prosthetic ones, as ZE specializes in mammoth fake tits, scars and all, perhaps making fun of Sam Xavier's VHS big-bust empire.

Bone's favorite actress Annabel Chong plays the winsome young girl who wants to break into porn, but who is nastily rebuffed by Morgan at each interview. He asks her to describe the sort of scene she fantasizes doing, and we get to see the gonzo results, one consisting of Umma reaming her on a cheapo island backdrop studio set with a strap-on dildo, and the other a customary gang bang in which Annabel goes has a triple penetration, two dicks of which are in her ass. This scene features Ron Jeremy and a couple of studs unrecognizable (and uncredited) wearing costumes straight out of the Geiger "Alien" movie. Of course Bone has a cameo as himself greenlighting Chong to work at his label.

It's weird and definitely a different approach to caustic criticism of the competition. Oddly enough, Vivid Video (other than its online presence) seems to have died while Metro, the distributor of this very low-budget video, still manages to exist.