Dog Park (1998)

Luke Wilson: Andy

Quotes 

• Lorna : So what do you do for a living?

  Andy : I... I write classified ads.

  Lorna : I've read some of your work. Some of it's pretty good.

• Andy : Didn't your mother teach you to break up with some style?

  Cheryl : You just... you just have to get over it.

  Andy : "Get over it?" It's been four days.

• Andy : You're wearing the uniform of the depressed: Sweatpants and a raincoat.

• Andy : Didn't your mother teach you to break up with some style?

  Cheryl : You gotta just... get over it.

  Andy : Get over it? It's only been four DAYS.

• Jeri : How'd the date go?

  Andy : I got Ninja-Fucked.

• Andy : What do you wanna do?

  Kieran : Let's have sex.

  Andy : That's a rare idea. All we do is have sex. I think one day you're gonna kill me if I can't perform.

• Andy : You know what, Jeff? You're wrong! 'Cause it's not about the other flesh. It's about being with the same woman night after night, and cuddling with her until you wear a spot on her back. Getting to know her, watching her change and watching how it changes you.

• Andy : Just because I don't have it doesn't mean I don't know what it is.