Norbert: Come on, big hug!
[Norbert squeezes Dag hard as he hugs him]
Norbert: [as Baron Bad Beaver] ... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...
Daggett: I can't believe it, Norbert.
Norbert: Whassat, Daggett?
Daggett: Our own parents kicked us out.
Norbert: They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way.
Daggett: But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive?
Norbert: We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?
Norbert: Oh, that's not good.
[Dag starts whimpering]
Daggett: That was nuts!
Daggett: Urethra! I found something!
Daggett: We're doomed!
[the boys are jumping on the couch]
Daggett: Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest.
Norbert: [bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping] Uh, Dag, I think we should stop.
Daggett: You're just afraid I'll beat you.
Norbert: No, Dag, listen...
Daggett: [teasing] Norby's afraid to jump high.
Norbert: Daggett, listen.
Daggett: Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid...
Daggett: [hits the light and gets violently shocked] AAAH!
Daggett: Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.
Daggett: [as Muscular Beaver] What? An unexpected development!
Daggett: How could I be so blind and not see? It's oblivious.
[puts a cup under a cows udder and squeezes it]
Daggett: Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice!
Daggett: Ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of my feet.
Daggett: What in the name of Aunt Eileen's cabbageless coleslaw is going on?
Norbert: What in the name of what's-its-name are you doing?
Daggett: What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here?
Norbert: [dressed as a doctor] It seems like I've forgotten something but I can't remember what. Oh, well, its probably just a matter of life and death. Well, nothing's more important to a doctor than his golf game. Fore!
Daggett: Ooh! Lima beans on a comb!
Daggett: Hey, Norbert! You're at the door!
Norbert: What in the name of Jonas Grumby's starched khakis was that?
Norbert: Where in the name of deus ex machina did that T-Rex come from?
Daggett: In the name of Mike Gerard's overbuilt truck - stop!
Daggett: What's that spooty, spoothead, spoot guy, king of the spoots doing here?
Daggett: With these super cool x-ray specs, I can even see through windows.
Daggett: Die, spooty thing, die!
Daggett: What in the name of Davy Crockett's sweat-stained buckskins is going on?