I found this movie in my basement when I was 12 years old. It's a hardcore porno movie that is now illegal to buy, sell, and own, because one of the scenes includes a 17 year old Traci Lords.
Although there is no anal sex in the video, it's still pretty good. Particularly good scenes involve Traci, Ron Jeremy, and Christy Canyon, although the highlight of the video is Paul Thomas's narration.
Below are some of the best lines from "One Hot Night of Passion" (pardon the Brawerisms):
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Paul Thomas: Was this love? Was this romance? Perhaps the creation of some life-long bond? No. This was passion. This was heat. This was one hot night that just couldn't be quelled.
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Paul Thomas: Just as often fantasy does become reality...and it's too bad when it doesn't. (He then begins to kiss Carrie's breast, but stops first to give us a depraved, feces-eating grin).
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Paul Thomas: So milk she asks for. Indeed! Well, milk leads to sugar...sugar leads to tea...and tea for two...and before you know it, it's giggle time on the sofa!
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Paul Thomas: Was this the start of some budding romance, or simply the beginning of a couple of quickies at Shelly's house?
Carrie: Quikies. Definitely quickies.
Paul Thomas: (nodding) Quickies.
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Brunette Tennis Girl: Are you any good?
Ron Jeremy: At tennis?
Brunette Tennis Girl: We're not playing football, you know.
Ron Jeremy: (to Sasha Gabor) They hate me.
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Paul Thomas: Have you ever seen two girls making love? It is one of the finest things in this world, in my opinion. I've seen a lot of it.
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Guy at bar: (Looking at Christy Canyon's breasts) Oh...God...What...Breasts!
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Paul Thomas: I almost forgot to tell you my own passion, my own fantasy...which is virgins. As a matter of fact, I just recently completed an entire docudrama I did called "Breaking It"--a story about virgins, from the teenagers experience with their very, very first time. Carrie here is virgin...
Carrie: Well, almost a virgin.
Paul Thomas: Almost a virgin. Half a virgin is better than none.
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