Brooke Fields: Brooke Fields

Quotes 

• Mark : [presumptuously]  Well, honey, do you think we should invite Rick to the wedding?

  [scoffing] 

  Mark : Just kidding, Rick. You're invited.

  Brooke Fields : I can't marry you, Mark.

  Mark : Why not?

  Brooke Fields : Well, I'll be busy the day of the ceremony.

  Mark : Huh?

  Brooke Fields : [scoffing]  I'll be at a funeral. My own.

  Mark : [laughs it off]  That's very funny. I like that.

  [pouting] 

  Mark : Although I don't like being the butt of all your jokes.

  Brooke Fields : You see it comes very natural. You're such an asshole.