Ron Jeremy: Ken

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• [first lines] 

  Ken : You're late, and look at you. You look like something the cat played with *before* it dragged you in. What's going on with you?

  Tom : Just give me a cup of coffee before you start raggin' my ass this mornin'. I don't need it right now, okay?

  Ken : Here you go. Hot and black. Just like the men you prefer.