22 February 2004 | gillfaery
The worst film I have ever seen!
I assume that this is the same film that I saw last year at it's preview in Brighton as it had the same actors and the same name.
However they must have added some new scenes as the film that I saw had Mark and Lardy (why? - their talents were wasted) and music by Killing Mode and other Brighton based bands.
At the preview, I was first surprised to see that the audience consisted of only regulars from the local rock clubs. After making enquires, I found out that it was because there were people in the Brighton 'Rock Scene' who had been associated with the film. Everyone there knew someone who had something to do with this film (including me) so you would have thought that the audience would have been biased towards liking it...or even just polite about it to save their mates' feelings?
Nah, it was that bad, people were walking out throughout the whole thing. I never fall asleep during films, but I had trouble keeping awake it was so boring. Unfortunately I could not say the same for most of the audience as you could hear snoring throughout the whole cinema.
The animation was sooooo poor. I've seen better graphics on a Nintendo (i'm talking SNES NOT Game cube!), the story line was non existant and I've seen better acting on an episode of Sunset Beach.
Please do not waste your time watching this - even if you are the biggest Cradle of Filth fan. I can't look at Dani Filth now without laughing out loud.
At this preview some of the cast were there - Doug Bradley (from such films as Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser 3 Hellra...oh all of the other Hellraiser films - get the feeling he is typecast as Pinhead?!) and Ingrid Pitt. I don't think that they noticed that everyone there was moaning about the film as there are rumours of a sequel. Why??
I can honestly say that I have never seen such a bad film in all of my life. You would have to pay me to watch it again, it's that bad.