Its title mimics the Faye Dunaway film THE EYES OF LAURA MARS, and lead character is a still photographer, but otherwise this forgotten video is run-of-the-mill porn junk. The director took a one-shot "Roman Le Beau" nom de porn, wisely figuring that when porn became chic again (and it has to nostalgia buffs) he would remain unidentified.
Jay Serling (misspelled here as Sterling) gives a half-hearted performance in the title role, with the video easily stolen by his buxom assistant Robin Cannes, who kept my attention in her bra-busting scenes. Otherwise, the entire farrago revolves around a stupid gimmick of Eddie using a bottle of House of Blue Light brand eye wash for his contact lenses which magically causes him to see folks not only naked but humping as well. This hoary device dates back to the earliest of soft-core porn movies, notably Russ Meyer's IMMORAL MR. TEAS.
Attempt at humor has top-billed Tamara Longley posing for Eddie for a cover shoot for Vanity Fur magazine, haw haw! Repetitive video builds up to an inept orgy scene where the footage is randomly edited for zero continuity and of course shots are endlessly repeated as padding. Another attempted joke: Eddie embarrassingly wets his pants (cum not urine) at the orgy where he is merely voyeur..
Similarly, tons of "highlights" footage is padding at the finale, where Eddie takes forever to yield a money shot at the mouth of Longley. So to sum up, Miss Dunaway need not bother to do her homework and watch this garbage.
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