Shakespeare in Love (1998)

Steven O'Donnell: Lambert

Quotes 

• Philip Henslowe : [bound, with feet high over burning coals]  I have a wonderful new play.

  Hugh Fennyman : Put them back in.

  [Lambert lowers Henslowe's feet closer to the coals] 

  Philip Henslowe : It's a comedy!

  Hugh Fennyman : Cut off his nose.

  Philip Henslowe : It's a new comedy by William Shakespeare!

  Hugh Fennyman : And his ears.

  Philip Henslowe : And a share! We will be partners, Mr. Fennyman.

  Hugh Fennyman : Partners?

  [Lambert lifts Henslowe's feet off the coals] 

  Philip Henslowe : It's a crowd tickler. Mistaken identities. Shipwreck. Pirate King. A bit with a dog and love triumphant!

  Lambert : I think I've seen it. I didn't like it.

  Philip Henslowe : But, this time it's by Shakespeare!

  Hugh Fennyman : What's it called?

  Philip Henslowe : Romeo and Ethel the Pirates Daughter.

  Hugh Fennyman : Good title.