Mildred Roper: Obviously, our wedding anniversary means nothing to you anymore.

George Roper: Of course it does, of course it does. And what's more I'll prove it to you.

Mildred Roper: How?

George Roper: By seeing if they've got our tune.

Mildred Roper: [gesturing towards the jukebox] What, on that thing?

George Roper: Yeah. Well, they might have a punk version by the Sox Pistols.

Mildred Roper: The who?

George Roper: Yeah, or even them.

Mildred Roper: And the honeymoon? Two solid weeks of Monopoly! The only thrill of the fortnight was when he landed on my waterworks.