Idle Hands (1999)

Seth Green: Mick

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• Anton : Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?

  Mick : Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...

  Anton : Music?

  Pnub : Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".

  Anton : So what happened?

  Mick : We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!

• Mick : [holding an electric carving knife]  Look at me! Look at me! I'm Leatherface!

• Pnub : Maybe we should clean that up.

  Mick : Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole fuckin' house.

• Anton : You lied to me!

  Mick : You killed me, let's try to keep this thing in perspective here!

• [last lines] 

  Mick : Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!

  Pnub : You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?

  Mick : Fuck it!

  Pnub : Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!

  Mick : Okay, but be careful. Some of them are guys.

• Anton : [Hears moaning coming from Mick's grave]  Mick?

  Mick : Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?

  Anton : [Kneels and leans over Mick's grave]  Mick?

  Mick : Yeah man, it's Mick.

  Anton : You're dead!

  Mick : No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.

  Anton : You think?

  Mick : I know fucker, now dig me up!

• Pnub : [after finding Curtis and his date dead in his car]  What a waste.

  Mick : I thought you didn't like Curtis.

  Pnub : I'm talkin' about that ass!

  Mick : Well, at least he died happy.

• Mick : SWEET JESUS!

  Pnub : Ok, that wasn't my fault, that thing should've come down a LOT slower!

• [after the anticlimactic destruction of the hand] 

  Mick : That's it? That's it? No explosions, no hellfire, no -

  [screeches demonically] 

  Mick : I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.

• Pnub : [Anton, Mick and Pnub, find that the 'killer' has written the word 'ANT' on the floor in blood after finding the corpses of Anton's parents]  "Ant?" They-they were killed by ants?

  Mick : [annoyed]  Please don't be stupid.

  [to Anton] 

  Mick : Do you have, like, an evil aunt?

• Mick : That is some one-hit shit.

• Mick : I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?

• Mick : Anton it's killing me to see me to see you this stressed out man. You cut off your hand in the interest of who knows how many others. So, what I want you to do is take a little Anton time. Okay just relax, kick back my man.

  Anton : No, no, no, you know what? Not this time. Okay I'm through with that, I mean all I do is I sit around all day I veg out, I watch TV, I smoke pot...

  Mick : No, no, no, no Kevin Costner speeches okay? Let's just go.

• Mick : It's Mighty Joe bong!

• Mick : Let's go walk through a nurse.

• Pnub : Hey, don't forget my bong.

  Mick : You did not make that bong.

  Pnub : Yeah, I arc-welded it and shit.

  Mick : You don't even take auto shop.

  Pnub : Fuck you!

• Mick : Yeah, I was a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it.

• Mick : [to 911 operator]  There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.

• [Anton is about to chop off his 'evil' right hand] 

  Mick : Wait a minute. If you chop off your right hand, how are you going to chop the other one off?

  Anton : Oh no, man, the lefty's a keeper. I mean, I guess it wasn't idle enough.

  Mick : Really?

  Anton : Oh yeah, I mean, I hit the remote with it, light up with it, relieve a little tension. No, this is the answer.

• Anton : All I do is sit around all day, smoke pot, watch TV...

  Mick : No, no! No Kevin Costner speech, let's just go!

• Mick : Hey, you're right, Anton screams like a girl.

• Mick : OK,I'm not going through all this Tanya.