Man of the Century (1999)

Gibson Frazier: Johnny Twennies

Quotes 

• Samantha Winter : Are you gay?

  Johnny Twennies : Of course I'm gay. I'm gay as a day in May.

  Samantha Winter : You know what I mean, I mean, don't you like girls?

  Johnny Twennies : Well, sure I like girls. I like all kinds of people. I'm just good natured.

  Samantha Winter : Oh my god. I mean, uh, that's cool, it's just, I... I never imagined that... so, you're bi?

  Johnny Twennies : Well, I'm by myself most of the time. Except when I'm with you.

• Johnny Twennies : Say, you keep on riding me like a streetcar, you're gonna have to pay the fare!

• Samantha Winter : Johnny, what are you doing?

  Johnny Twennies : I'm incognito.

  Richard Lancaster : Hey, Johnny.

  Johnny Twennies : Rats!

• Johnny Twennies : Banana oil!

• First Thug : Johnny, if you don't write the goddamn article, I'm going to blow a hole right through your fucking girlfriend!

  Johnny Twennies : Well, you're going to need pretty good aim.

  First Thug : What the fuck are you talking about? What am I, blind? I'm going to shoot your goddamn girlfriend, Johnny!

  Johnny Twennies : That's not my girlfriend.

• Johnny Twennies : Johnny, what's going on? Who are those guys?

  Virginia Clemens : Aw, just a couple of hoodoos trying to put one over. Let's beat it, kid, before those jailbirds come home to roost.

• Johnny Twennies : When you get slapped, you'll take it and like it!

• Johnny Twennies : Oh, I see. You think the world owes you a living. Well you fell for that one, hook, line and sinker.