Hercules (1998–1999)

Sandra Bernhard: Cassandra

Quotes 

• Hercules : Zeusapalooza? This is not dad's style at all.

  Cassandra : This isn't anyone's style.

  Icarus : Woo! Bring on the big Z, baby!

• Icarus : Yes, my friends, there's a lot to be learned from our elders. For example, if I had listened to Daedalus and not flown into the sun with wax wings...

  Cassandra : ...You wouldn't be famous for doing something stupidly reckless.

  Icarus : Oh, man! I was this close to wisdom! This close!

• Cassandra : I can't believe all the trouble I've caused. It's so much better when you guys cause the trouble, and I get to sarcastically comment.

• Cassandra : I'm not your sassy Cassie! I'm not your Cassie lassie! I'm not your anything and anything that stupidly rhymes with the first thing!

• Cassandra : Come with me if you want to live.

• Icarus : [about Homer]  He's always following you around. It's so creepy. How can you stand it?

  Cassandra : Years of practice.

• [Hercules has been tied to a target by Ares and launched into the air. Ares' arrow splits the target in two, leaving Hercules with two 'wings'] 

  Icarus : Flap, man! Flap!

  Cassandra : Yeah, *that'll* work!

  Hercules : Wow! Is this what it was like to fly, Icarus?

  [Ares shoots the "wings" off him and Hercules flaps his arms desperately in the air for a few seconds before plummeting down] 

  Icarus : Yeah... that was pretty much it. Course, I got more sun.

• Cassandra : Is that the underground boat ride in the dark?

  Icarus : Really dark. Give you any ideas?

  [growls] 

  Cassandra : Yeah! No-one will see me push you over. Let's go!