Varsity Blues (1999)
Ron Lester: Billy Bob
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Quotes
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Billy Bob : A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!
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Billy Bob : [staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?
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Billy Bob : It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!
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Charlie Tweeder : What is up with Carrie Ann Baker?
Billy Bob : Darcy's friend?
Charlie Tweeder : Oh my God! She's got this look. Like, I just fell out of the I'm-gonna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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Charlie Tweeder : [a trainer is about to administer a shot to Wendell's knee as the other players walk in on it] Hey coach, I heard a pop. I... you know, I think he's hurt pretty bad.
Coach Bud Kilmer : Get outta here! Y'all wouldn't know anything about it! Dedication, team play!
Lance Harbor : [bursting in on crutches] But I would. Don't do it, Wendell... it's not worth it, man.
Coach Bud Kilmer : [to Wendell] You gonna listen to that from a gimp... who's praying that we lose so he can be the missing link?
Wendell : Maybe I shouldn't do it.
Coach Bud Kilmer : [to the rest of the players] Get the hell outta here...
Lance Harbor : [to Wendell] Don't do it.
Coach Bud Kilmer : ...before I lose my temper!
[grabs Lance]
Coach Bud Kilmer : Get out!
Charlie Tweeder : Don't do it.
Billy Bob : [to Kilmer] That needle goes anywhere near Wendell's leg, I swear to God, on my mother's grave, I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!
Coach Bud Kilmer : [shocked] You stay the hell outta this, Billy Bob! This has nothing to do with you!
Mox : This has to do with all of us. We kill ourselves for you. Year round, we play hurt, we play sick, and we spend most of that time scared that we're gonna screw up and you're gonna kick our ass because you
[Kilmer attempts to close the door in Mox's face, but Mox stops it]
Mox : don't really give a fuck about us! All you care about is your next district title.
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Charlie Tweeder : Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob : That's funny.
Charlie Tweeder : Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.
