Mighty Max (1993–1995)

Tony Jay: Virgil, Norman's Dad, Witch Doctor

Quotes 

• Max : Hey Virg, how come you can't fly?

  Virgil : I learned to read instead.

• Max : Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni?

  Virgil : I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it.

• Max : Oh great! A talking chicken doll telling me what to do!

  Virgil Doll : I'm a fowl, actually.

• Virgil : We must act at once, Mighty One!

  Max's Mom : Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you.

  Max : Ohh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world.

  Max's Mom : Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out.

• Virgil : Skull Master, let the boy go.

  Skull Master : Reveal the location of the Arcana, and I will. Deny me, and I'll the cut the boy a new smile!

• Max : Stuck.

  Norman : You want me to break it?

  Max : Never mind him, we gotta realign those satellites.

  Virgil : I fear that will be impossible. Mega has created a force field around the controls.

  Norman : You want me to break it?

  Max : That's just about your favorite thing to do, isn't it Normie?

• Computer : Please enter the access code.

  Virgil : Oh dear. It will take me days to decipher this.

  Norman : Allow me.

  [he punches the door and gets electrocuted] 

  Norman : Ho! Aah!

  Computer : I'm sorry. "Ho, Aah" is not the correct access code. Please try again.

  Max : Maybe we should knock?

  Virgil : Knock?

  Computer : "Knock Knock" is the correct access code.

  [door opens] 

  Computer : Please come in, and wipe your feet.

• Max : What's going on here?

  Virgil : Oh merely the end of the world!

  Max : Oh good. I was afraid it was something serious.

• Max : Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?

  Virgil : With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies! Nothing but chaos remains.

  Norman : Works for me!