Gert
Gabby
Fanny
Desmond Spellman
Wendy
Jules
Vincent
Josh Jackson
Larry Tullby
Spike-Stretch (as Michael James McDonald)
Phil-Fatso
Vinne-Stinky
Baseball Announcer
Crewcut Hunk
Chef
Playmate
Jerry Jackson
Jean Jackson
Logan
Honeycakes
Squeekums (as Tami Logan)
Newsboy
Spectactor (as Paul di Franco)
Agitated Fan
Amused Fan
Pretty Fan
Handsome Fan
Panicked Fan
Hungry Fan
Catcher
Cubana Boy
Desk Clerk
Snotty Woman (as Pat Elliot)
Maid
Snooty Lady
Agile Dancer
Rockin' Dancer
Smart Dancer
Swift Dancer
Spinning Dancer
Table Occupant
Kim
Boogie-Lovin' Dude
The Oracle (voice)
Casper (voice)
Stretch (voice) (as James Ward)
Stinkie (voice)
Fatso (voice)
Startled Baby (uncredited)
Singer (uncredited)
Human Stretch (uncredited)
Wendy's Broom (uncredited)
Baseball Player (uncredited)
Boy at Pool (uncredited)
Hotel Desk Clerk (uncredited)
Lawyer (uncredited)