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  • richardchatten28 September 2016
    'Oh Dem Watermelons' begins with a shot held in silence for over a minute and a half (a very long time in a film only ten minutes long) of a melon positioned like an American football (its green exterior exactly matching the grass surrounding it) before Steve Reich's boisterous arrangement of the title song kicks in and the melon is eventually replaced by an American football swiftly kicked offscreen. Thus is established from the outset the rough and manipulative treatment melons are going to receive from their masters (and mistresses) in this film; for which a total of 15 were depicted variously stamped on, stabbed, machine gunned, blown up, squashed by a mechanical digger, dropped into a toilet and used as a sex toy by a topless female. Finally, they tire of this treatment, turn on their tormentors and are last seen disappearing into the distance in hot pursuit of them.

    Other directors who subsequently addressed the issues raised by Nelson's film included the Uzbek Elyer Ishmukhamedov (b.1942) with a lyrical sequence of melons unleashed during a flood cascading and bobbing down a mountain stream and over a waterfall in 'Lovers' (1969); while John K. Marshall's (1932-2005) 'Bitter Melons (1971), focused upon the importance of melons to a small band of /Gwi San living in the arid landscape of the central Kalahari Desert in 1955 Botswana, where the principal source of water is tsama melons. (The blind composer Ukxone paid homage to tsamas by composing several songs about them; of these, his favourite - 'Bitter Melons' - was about a woman who learned from her Bantu neighbours to plant melon seeds in the face of protests from agriculturalists that wild melons taste bitter).

    Melvin Van Peebles' (b.1932) 'Watermelon Man' (1970) and Fred Zinnemann's (1907-1997) 'The Day of the Jackal' (1973) both appropriated melons on mainstream Hollywood's behalf as a metaphor, verbal and visual. In the case of 'Watermelon Man' the metaphor plainly lies in the title. Zinnemann follows in the footsteps of Sir Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980), who had already explored the more visceral aspects of the melon's flesh-like texture when he employed the sound of a knife being thrust into a casaba melon during the shower sequence in 'Psycho' (1960); Nelson extended this in 'Oh Dem Watermelons' with a revolting shot depicting the 'evisceration' of a melon being gutted and genuine entrails pulled out of it. The exploitation of melons as mere cannon fodder continues in 'The Day of the Jackal' - in which the fleshy interior of a melon is instead employed to represent brain matter rather than intestines - when Zinnemann subjects a melon suspended from a tree both to the ignominy of being strung up like a mere shooting gallery duck while paradoxically it simultaneously represents the president of the French Republic himself; the head of General de Gaulle also representing the head of a leading member state of the E. E. C. The more physical Hollywood pro Richard Fleischer (1916-2006) further extends this confrontational approach to melons as expendable collateral damage in a wider game in 'Mr. Majestyk' (1974); in which he invests melons with financial rather than political stature in a sequence of classic Hollywood overkill depicting a bunch of goons in the employ of gangster Al Lettieri employing the tactics of shock & awe by machine gunning a warehouse full of melons and with it destroying both the pride & joy and the livelihood of the eponymous melon farmer hero played by Charles Bronson.

    Melons continue to this day to be harshly treated by their masters. In Japan square melons have for about fifteen years been routinely created by placing a square, tempered glass box around them, into which they then grow; which makes them easier to ship and to fit inside smaller Japanese refrigerators. Five years ago however, spraying the growth accelerator forchlorfenuron on melons in Jiangsu province in eastern China caused them to explode "like landmines". So the fightback may yet be only in its early stages...
  • 'Oh Dem Watermelons' is an extremely low-budget short film that occasionally shows up at indie festivals. This funny and imaginative film spoofs racial stereotypes in a manner that would be done more successfully by other filmmakers later on, notably by Spike Lee in 'Bamboozled'. The timing of this 1965 film is unfortunate, as it came at precisely the moment in American history when the civil rights movement made most conscientious Americans (white and black) anxious to pretend that this sort of racial humour had never existed in the first place.

    In 19th- and early 20th-century America, white performers (in blackface) and songwriters got a great deal of mileage out of material that made fun of black people, much of the humour extremely vicious. (And quite a bit of it funny, for all its cruelty.) Black performers often had no venue for their talent unless they blacked up in burnt cork and did 'darkie' material that enforced the stereotypes. There was an entire genre of popular music known as 'coon songs', and some very respectable songwriters (including Stephen Foster and Paul Dresser) wrote 'coon' material.

    'Oh Dem Watermelons', as is typical for low-budget films, was shot silent with an overdubbed soundtrack. In this case, the audio is Stephen Foster's 'coon' song 'Oh Dem Watermelons', but played in a jazzy jew's-harp arrangement that sounds much more modern than Foster's original. (If a coon song is played on a jew's-harp, I guess that's two racial stereotypes at the same go.) The music and vocals are background for a rapid-fire melange of images, most of them fairly pointless close-ups of watermelons being smashed in various ways. Credit to composer/arranger Steve Reich for the catchy soundtrack and vocals.

    There is one very funny shot, which is on screen just long enough to get a laugh before we cut back to more melon-smashing. In this shot, two young men 'of colour' run frantically up the spiral ramp of a multi-storey parking garage, pursued by a watermelon that rolls up the ramp right behind them! This shot is so surprising that it gets a laugh before we figure out the very obvious way it was done. The lads are jogging *down* the ramp *backwards*, with a watermelon rolling down the ramp in *front* of them, and the entire sequence is undercranked. Run the film in reverse at normal speed, and - hey presto! - the actors are racing UP the ramp with the melon chasing them! It's quite funny to see the melon turning corners as it rushes upwards in pursuit of its prey. This sequence could be a precursor to 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes'.

    Unfortunately, that one brief clip is much more interesting (and funnier) than anything else going on here. Nowadays, Spike Lee and other black film-makers are able to get credit for being 'ironic' when they use minstrel-show material, but people didn't want to laugh at this sort of thing in 1965. I'll give filmmaker Robert Nelson some credit for guts. He shows enough talent here that I regret he never had a significant career. I'll rate this movie 7 out of 10, mostly for the music and that spiral ramp shot.
  • Oh Dem Watermelons is a short film revolving around watermelons (evidently spoofing racism). The song 'Oh Dem Watermelons' is played throughout the entire film while watermelons are shown in a myriad of situations. These are mostly humorous, but there are also a few moments that are thought-provoking. In short, the film is wild.

    The music is sort of repetitive but works for the most part. The camera work could have been better... it was clearly low budget. The excessive shaking of the camera on some parts was distracting. The plot was really broken, but is not really the focus of the film. There were some really creative ideas; I got quite a few laughs. The intestines taken out of a watermelon, watermelon chasing people, and exploding watermelons were only a few of them.

    Overall, the film is entertaining despite its numerous technical problems. It is unconventional and succeeds in gaining a place in the viewer's mind. Worth a watch if you stumble upon it.