Big Daddy (1999)

Allen Covert: Phil D'Amato

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• Sonny : I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid.

  Phil D'Amato : Sonny, remember that time you went with me to the pet store to get fish food and you saw that cute little puppy and you wanted to get it, but then I reminded you about feeding it and cleaning it and toilet-training it?

  Sonny : Yeah...

  Phil D'Amato : Well, this is kinda like that - except with a human!

• [Phil is cross-examining Corrine] 

  Phil D'Amato : And how long have you disliked Mr. Koufax?

  Corinne : Since the day I met him

  Phil D'Amato : And for the record, where did you work while attending medical school?

  Corinne : Hooters

  Phil D'Amato : No further questions?

  Corinne : No!

  Corinne : [under her breath]  ... asshole!