The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Denise Richards: Dr. Christmas Jones
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Quotes
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[last lines]
James Bond : [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones : Yeah? How so?
James Bond : I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
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James Bond : I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones : Was that a Christmas joke?
James Bond : From me? No. Never.
Dr. Christmas Jones : Is it about time to unwrap your present?
[They kiss]
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[Zukovzky fixes the "Zukovsky's Finest" logo on his office door]
Zukovsky : There's nothing in this place straight.
[Zukovsky opens the door and is shocked to see Christmas sitting on a couch in his office]
Zukovsky : Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them. Drink?
[the office door moves back, and Bond appears holding a guy at gunpoint]
Zukovsky : Can't you just say a hello, like a normal person?
James Bond : [to guy] Get lost.
[the guy heads moves towards the door, and Bond grabs him by the shirt collar]
James Bond : [to guy] No, no, no, no, no. Down the back!
[to Zukovsky]
James Bond : What's your business with Elektra King?
Zukovsky : I thought you were the one giving her the business.
[Bond points his gun at Zukovsky and walks towards him. Zukovsky walks backwards towards the wall]
James Bond : She drops a million dollars in your casino and you don't even blink an eye! What's she paying you off for?
Zukovsky : [to Chistmas] You know, if I were you, a relationship with a man like that, I wouldn't bet on it.
[Bond tackles Zukovsky and shoves him back into a wall-mounted shelf full of caviar. At that moment, the sound of helicopters surround the skies over the caviar factory]
Zukovsky : Five thousand dollars of Beluga, ruined!
James Bond : That's nothing compared to what a twenty megaton nuclear bomb can do!
Zukovsky : What are you talking about?
Dr. Christmas Jones : We had a nuclear bomb stolen this morning!
James Bond : Renard and Elektra King are working together!
Zukovsky : I didn't know!
James Bond : Well, what do you know?
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James Bond : [about the bomb in the pipeline] You've defused hundreds of these, right?
Dr. Christmas Jones : Yeah, but they're usually standing still.
James Bond : Yes, well, life is full of small challenges.
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Dr. Christmas Jones : Wait a minute. Are you going to do what I think you're going to do?
James Bond : What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb?
Dr. Christmas Jones : Me.
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Dr. Christmas Jones : Are you here for a reason? Or are you just hoping for a glimmer? And you are?
James Bond : [With a bad Russian accent] Mikhail Arkov, Russian atomic energy department, Miss?
[hands her the transport documents]
Dr. Christmas Jones : Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones, and don't tell me any jokes, I've heard 'em all.
James Bond : I don't know any doctor jokes.
Dr. Christmas Jones : [after looking at the transport documents] This is okay. Take the elevator down the hall. Your friends are already down there.
James Bond : Don't I get some kind of protection?
Dr. Christmas Jones : No, Dr. Arkov. Down there it's all weapons-grade plutonium - reasonably safe. Up here we've got hydrogen bombs that your lab built leaking tritium, which I spent the last six months trying to clean up. So, if you need any protection at all, it's from me. Your friends are waiting for you.
[Bond walks away]
Dr. Christmas Jones : Doctor? Aren't you forgetting?
[Points to a board with badges on it]
James Bond : Yes, of course. Thank you.
Dr. Christmas Jones : By the way.
[In Russian]
Dr. Christmas Jones : Your English is very good for a Russian.
James Bond : [In Russian] I studied at Oxford.
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Dr. Christmas Jones : So, you're a British spy. Do you have a name?
James Bond : The name's Bond. James Bond.
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[Colonel Akakievich and Christmas storm in]
Colonel Akakievich : [to Bond] Hey! Drop the gun!
James Bond : Keep away, Colonel!
Dr. Christmas Jones : He's an imposter. Doctor Arkov is sixty-three years old.
James Bond : [about Renard and his men] This is your imposter, along with the men outside in the plane. They're stealing the bomb.
[Colonel Akakievich picks up an rifle and loads it]
Colonel Akakievich : I said drop it!
[Bond drops the PPK. Renard gets up off the floor]
Colonel Akakievich : [to Bond] On your knees!
[One of Renard's men removes a card from the bomb]
Renard : [Speaks Russian] Well done.
[about Bond]
Renard : He would have killed us all.
[Takes a photograph from Christams's hand]
Renard : This is Peter?
Dr. Christmas Jones : Yeah, but he's no atomic scientist.
Renard : [to Akakievich] I suppose you were the one who let him down.
[Renard shoves the photograph at Akakievich and walks towards Bond]
Renard : [to Bond] You had me. But i know you couldn't...
[Renard squeezes Bond's left shoulder. Bond groans with pain]
Renard : ...shoulder the responsibility.
[Renard lets go of Bond's shoulder and starts walking towards the silo entrance]
Renard : [to Akakievich] Now, without any further interruptions, lets proceed.
Colonel Akakievich : Nyet! There are too many new faces around here, including yours. The bomb doesn't move until I am satisfied.
[to the terrorists]
Colonel Akakievich : Hey, all of you, to the surface, now!
[Renard's men open fire at Akakievich's men]
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[Bond and Christmas emerge from the ruptured pipeline]
James Bond : [to Christmas as she emerges from the pipeline] Come on, give me your hand. Jump, jump, jump.
Dr. Christmas Jones : Do you wanna explain why you did that? I could have stopped that bomb! You almost killed us!
James Bond : I DID kill us! She thinks we're dead and she thinks she got away with it!
Dr. Christmas Jones : Do you wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak spy. Who's she?
James Bond : Elektra King.
Dr. Christmas Jones : Well, why would she blow up her own pipeline?
James Bond : It makes her look innocent. The explosion covers up the theft of the plutonium. And they make it look like a terrorist attack.
Dr. Christmas Jones : [takes a tin of plutonium out of her bag] But why leave this half?
James Bond : So there's enough to spread around to cover up for the part that they did take
Dr. Christmas Jones : But what are they gonna do with the other half? Its not enough to make a nuclear bomb.
James Bond : You're the scientist. You tell me?
Dr. Christmas Jones : I don't know. But the world's greatest terrorist running around with 6 kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I have to get it back. Or somebody's gonna have my ass.
James Bond : First things first.
[talks into the two-way radio attatched to his belt]
James Bond : Bond to Robinson, do you copy?
Dr. Christmas Jones : By the way, before we go any further, I just want to know. What's the story with you and Elektra?
James Bond : We're stictly plutonic, now.
[into two-way]
James Bond : Bond to Robinson, copy?
James Bond : [to Chrismas] What's your story? What are you doing here in Kazakhstan?
Dr. Christmas Jones : Avoiding those kind of questions just like you.
Robinson : [from two way] I read you, Double-Oh-Seven. Red Alert. M is missing with Elektra, three men down. Await instructions. Out.
Dr. Christmas Jones : What do we do now?
James Bond : There's one critical element here I may have overlooked.
Dr. Christmas Jones : What, more plutonium?
James Bond : No. Beluga caviar.
