Jeffrey Meng credited as playing...
Chinese Student
- [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]
- Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
- Colonel: What is it, son?
- Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
- Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
- Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
- Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
- Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
- Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
- Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
- Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
- [looking up from game]
- Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
- Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
- Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
- Musician: Willie.
- Willie: Yeah?
- Musician: What's that?
- Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
- Colonel: Johnson.
- Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
- Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.