The Princess and the Pea (2002)

Nigel Lambert: Sebastian the Raven, Messenger

Quotes 

• Sebastian the Raven : It's in the Princess, not the pea! Ha ha ha ha!

• Sebastian the Raven : [the "birthmark" on Hildegard's foot is smudged, proving that it's fake]  Ahahahaha! I was right! Hildegard is NOT your daughter, Heath!

  Helsa : Ah! The pig's out of the bag!

  [Fearless the pig pops out of his hiding place - Princess and Hungry appear as well] 

  Prince Rollo : Fearless? Princess, Hungry! But if you're here, then...

  Sebastian the Raven : Heath, your daughter is...

  Laird : - RIGHT HERE!

  [camera pans to Laird above the crowd, Daria in his clutches] 

  Daria : Let me GO!

  Prince Rollo : DARIA!

  Laird : Take another step, and she goes over the side!

  [laughs] 

  Laird : Helsa and Hildegard! Come to me!

  Helsa : [grabbing as much food as she can]  I'm coming, I'm coming...

  Laird : NOW!

  [the women hurry] 

  Heath : Hildegard... LAIRD! Where is your conscious?

  Laird : You're so predictable! Blade!

  [he throws a dagger to his bird, who flies to the chandelier above Rollo, cutting the ropes that hold it up] 

  Laird : Say goodbye to your "future son-in-law"!

  Heath : ROLLO!

  [pushes Rollo out of the way, diving under the falling chandelier himself - it crushes him, and he appears dead] 

  Laird : What a tragic accident! At this time of sorrow, I *sadly* proclaim myself king, and denounce this girl as an imposter!

  Heath : [slowly lifting his head]  Wrong... again... brother!

  Laird : Hmm?

  [whining] 

  Laird : I WANT THE KINGDOM!

  Heath : [getting up]  Let... my daughter... free!

  Laird : [groaning]  My reign was short but glorious.

  [takes off with Daria]