Andrew Keegan credited as playing...
Joey Donner
- Joey: Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?
- Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.
- Mr. Morgan: All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend?
- Joey: Oh, I dunno, maybe we should ask Kat?
- Mr. Morgan: Unless she kicked the crap outta your dumb butt, I don't wanna hear about it!
- Patrick: You're gunna pay me to take out some chick?
- Joey: Mmhm.
- Patrick: How much?
- Joey: 20 bucks.
- Joey: ...fine 30.
- Patrick: Well, let's think about this... we go to the movies, that's 15 bucks. We get popcorn, that's 53. And she'll want Raisinets, alright? So, we're looking at 75 bucks.
- Joey: This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it trailer park.
- Patrick: 50 bucks and we got a deal, Fabio.
- Joey: [to Patrick after Kat backs into his car when he won't move it out her way] Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
- Mr. Morgan: Get outta my class.
- Kat Stratford: What?
- Mr. Morgan: Out. Get out!
- Joey: Thanks, Mr. Morgan.
- Mr. Morgan: Shut up!
- Joey: Your sister here?
- Kat Stratford: Stay away from my sister.
- Joey: Oh, I'll stay away from your sister, but I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me.