10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Andrew Keegan: Joey Donner

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Quotes 

• Joey : Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?

  Mr. Morgan : Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

• [after Joey punches Cameron, Bianca punches Joey in the face] 

  Joey : Shit, Bianca, I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow!

  Bianca : That's for making my date bleed!

  [punches him again] 

  Bianca : That's for my sister!

  [knees him in the crotch] 

  Bianca : And that's for me!

• Mr. Morgan : All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend?

  Joey : Oh, I dunno, maybe we should ask Kat?

  Mr. Morgan : Unless she kicked the crap outta your dumb butt, I don't wanna hear about it!

• Patrick : You're gunna pay me to take out some chick?

  Joey : Mmhm.

  Patrick : How much?

  Joey : 20 bucks.

  Joey : ...fine 30.

  Patrick : Well, let's think about this... we go to the movies, that's 15 bucks. We get popcorn, that's 53. And she'll want Raisinets, alright? So, we're looking at 75 bucks.

  Joey : This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it trailer park.

  Patrick : 50 bucks and we got a deal, Fabio.

• Joey : [to Patrick after Kat backs into his car when he won't move it out her way]  Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.

• Joey : [holding up headshots]  Which one do you like better?

  Bianca : Umm, I think I like the white shirt better.

  Joey : Yeah, it's-it's more...

  Bianca : Pensive?

  Joey : Damn, I was going for thoughtful.

• Mr. Morgan : Get outta my class.

  Kat Stratford : What?

  Mr. Morgan : Out. Get out!

  Joey : Thanks, Mr. Morgan.

  Mr. Morgan : Shut up!

• Joey : Are you lost?

  Michael : No, actually I just came by to chat.

  Joey : We don't chat.

• Joey : Your sister here?

  Kat Stratford : Stay away from my sister.

  Joey : Oh, I'll stay away from your sister, but I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me.