- Navy Lieutenant #1: [looking out at the California weather] It is WAY too fuckin' cool to go to school today. Ah, but it's never too fuckin' cold to jack off.
- Gun Lesson Friend: [slapped while ridden] Don't leave my ass too red or my girlfriend will wonder what I've been doing.
- Navy Lieutenant #2: Fuck your girlfriend!
- [Mike bets John $100 he can nail the 18-year-old boy seen at a swimming pool]
- Navy Lieutenant #1: I'm gonna win THAT hundred bucks. You wait and see.
- Navy Lieutenant #2: No, you're not.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Yes, I am.
- Navy Lieutenant #2: You ain't even gonna touch him.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Wh-what...
- Navy Lieutenant #2: How you gonna prove it to me?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Just wait and see. I'll go over there and do it, come back and tell ya.
- Navy Lieutenant #2: And I'm supposed to believe you?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Yes.
- Navy Lieutenant #2: I've got a better idea.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: What?
- Navy Lieutenant #2: [pulls out a traveling case] This little outfit CID boys back at base let me use. See that little window right there?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Yuh-huh.
- Navy Lieutenant #2: [pulls out a video camera] Da-da-da-da-da... And this!
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Whoa!
- Navy Lieutenant #2: Fits right inside. See this transmitter? Goes over a thousand feet, and I can see it all.
- Boy at Motel: How much should you get paid for this massage?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Uh, fifty bucks.
- Boy at Motel: Fifty bucks?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Mm-hm.
- Boy at Motel: Wow. How many do you do a day?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Uh, about three, I'd say.
- Boy at Motel: A hundred and fifty dollars?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Mm-hm.
- Boy at Motel: Wow. That deal's pretty good money.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Yeah.
- Boy at Motel: Do you do ladies, too?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Mm-hm. All the time.
- Boy at Motel: Do you ever get to mess around with them?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Sometimes. You know... one thing leads to another.
- Boy at Motel: Wow. You get fifty bucks and you get pussy, too?
- Navy Lieutenant #1: I think it's time to do your legs. Uh... I don't wanna get oil on your shorts. Why don't you take your, uh, shorts off.
- Boy at Motel: Oh, okay.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: I think I'll take my shirt off. It's hot.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Why don't you take your underwear off? I don't wanna get any oil on 'em.
- Boy at Motel: Well... I don't think I should do that.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Well, why not?
- Boy at Motel: Well, I... kinda got a... problem down there.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Oh, don't worry about that. I'm a professional. I won't even notice it.
- Navy Lieutenant #2: [watching Mike's seduction of the motel boy on his monitor] Oh, shit! He's goin' for the pants.
- Boy at Motel: You didn't tell me you were gonna do THIS.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Well, one thing leads to another.
- Boy at Motel: I've never had a guy touching me like that before.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: You like that?
- Boy at Motel: Yeah, it's great.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Roll over. I'll show you something that feels even better.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: Hey, watch it. You're gonna rip my fundies. What's my girlfriend gonna say?
- Guy from Base #2: Fuck your girlfriend - I did.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: You're always grab-grab grab, you know?
- Navy Lieutenant #3: I really wanted to make it with that girl.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Yeah, get a little romance goin'.
- Navy Lieutenant #3: How am I supposed to do that?
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Well, you know, a woman's erogenous zones.
- Navy Lieutenant #3: Erogenous zones?
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Yeah, they're the same on a man as they are on a woman. You close your eyes, relax, I'll show you.
- [Jeff lightly strokes the back of John's neck]
- Navy Lieutenant #3: Mm.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: You like that?
- Navy Lieutenant #3: It's kind of different.
- [Jeff wants some reciprocal treatment]
- Navy Lieutenant #3: Oh, I can't do that.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Yes, you can.
- Navy Lieutenant #3: Can't.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Come on.
- Navy Lieutenant #3: Mm-mm.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Come on. Suck my dick.
- Navy Lieutenant #3: No.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Come on.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: All right, men, this is a survival game. The object of the game is to survive, and to do that, you kill your opponent with these - paint guns. Three shots to the kill zone and you're out. Any questions?
- Admiral's Favorite: Yeah. Sounds good. Good for all of us.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Yeah? Well, I think we ought to make it more interesting. I say the loser gets stripped and tied to a tree all night long, and the other two head back to the base and drink beer.
- Navy Lieutenant #1: All right.
- Admiral's Favorite: It sounds good.
- Navy Lieutenant #4: Let's go.
- Admiral's Favorite: Good idea.