18 May 2005 | eatenbyworms
Polishing a Turd
Swill is perhaps an over complimentary adjective to describe this. Carradine provides a name, a daughter, a few extra pounds and some funding as associate producer, little else. The thing that made me give it the second star was the fact that it was filmed entirely on location in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Las Lunas, New Mexico. This means little to nothing to anyone who's not from either of those locations (Me!). And it shouldn't, but who the hell shoots a movie there? Someone with little to lose but your attention span. Fear not, you will be disappointed, inaccurate Vietnam references aside, as previous reviews may have mentioned, this is flat out bland. And this coming from a guy who likes crap.