F.C. De Kampioenen (1990–2020)
Jacques Vermeire: Dimitri De Tremmerie
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Quotes
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Dimitri De Tremmerie : Zal 't gaan, ja!
[repeated line, Dimitri's comment on eg. De Kampioenen kicking a soccer ball through one of his dealership's windows; along the lines of saying *Mind your language*, *Watch your tongue*, *Take it easy, a'ight?* and shouting *Are you out of your mind!*, the line is actually a combo of these situations, so depending on the context in which the line is uttered]
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Xavier Waterslaeghers : You can't. You wouldn't dare.
Pico Coppens : I wouldn't dare what?
[hits Oscar's marking truck by kicking a soccer ball at it from a fair distance]
Oscar Crucke : Who did that?
Pico Coppens : Something wrong, gaffer?
Xavier Waterslaeghers : You look so pale, Kampioen?
Oscar Crucke : If we're more than eleven you can score goals from the bench, Pico.
Pico Coppens : That's OK. Pick Bieke instead of me. It adds movement to the game.
[Pico and Xavier shake their behind]
Pico Coppens : And from left to right and from left to right and from left to right...
Oscar Crucke : My daughter stays behind the counter. And she'll forget you're in front of it 'cause I'll forget to give you a token after the game.
Pico Coppens : Look at that. You're gonna spend some, uh?
Oscar Crucke : Spend some? Kick some, it is.
[kicks the ball away, it hits one of Dimitri's windows breaking it]
Dimitri De Tremmerie : [storms out his garage, yells] Zal 't gaan, ja!
[from "De nieuwe truitjes"]
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Pico Coppens : Dimitri.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : [first line in himself, then to Pico] Don't get personal. Mr Captain. My clients rise in rank.
Pico Coppens : Boma's car radio. He wants it repaired today but I don't have time for that.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Sure. Sir has to kick out garage windows, uh?
Pico Coppens : I aim when I shoot.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : So you do it on purpose.
[from "Carmens wasmachine"]
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Carmen Vandormael : [Oscar and Dimitri move a washing machine to the locker room, they're spotted by Carmen] What are you doing here?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : [bends down] I can't tie my laces.
Carmen Vandormael : Those are shoes without laces.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Which is why I can't tie them.
[from "Carmens wasmachine"]
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Dimitri De Tremmerie : [vintage Dimitri, Dimitri and Fons talking on the phone, Dimitri plans to have the match canceled because De Kampioenen kicked a ball through his window; Dimitri pretends he's Pico Coppens] Is this F.C. De Spuiters? Pico Coppens of F.C. De Kampioenen.
Fire Chief Fons : Pico.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : I just wanted to let you know that there will be no play.
Fire Chief Fons : Come on, Pico. This is the match of the year.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : It can't take place due to the condition of the pitch.
Fire Chief Fons : How come?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : There are pits in it.
Fire Chief Fons : Pits? So what?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Those are not pits. It's more of a crater.
Fire Chief Fons : A crater? How'd that happen?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : A gas explosion.
Fire Chief Fons : A gas explosion, you say?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : You don't have to come, Fons. That's okay.
Fire Chief Fons : No but... a crater, you said?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Well, it's more of a 'lil pit.
Fire Chief Fons : We'll play the ball around the pit, Pico.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : No, you can't. Xavier Waterslaeghers broke his foot in that pit. We cannot play without a goalkeeper. Bye, Fons. We'd been delighted to win.
[from "De nieuwe truitjes"]
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Dimitri De Tremmerie : [De Kampioenen hit his window with their ball, knocking over a tube of lube oil; first line in himself, then to De Kampioenen] Damn right, it's Sunday again. You'll pay for that, you know!
Xavier Waterslaeghers : I'm terribly sorry, Dimitri. Whenever it's such a small goal like your window, I just can't grab it.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Get out of here!
Xavier Waterslaeghers : As long as I stand strong in a while, uh.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Zal 't gaan ja!
[from "Doortje"]
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Dimitri De Tremmerie : [in himself, prepares for job interview to hire Doortje as his secretary; he's cheerful] And Doortje? Do you like it here? Have a seat, Doortje. What? That men can be tidy at times? Sure. If only we want to we're capable of anything. We just need to be motivated. That I look good still? You have to take good care of your fitness.
[sits down]
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Well then what's up, Doortje?
[stares ahead, crestfallen; from "Doortje"]
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Pico Coppens : I don't like you coming to work here. That man does nothing but bully us.
Doortje Van Hoeck : Soccer's not my business.
Pico Coppens : No but it's mine. The others will laugh at me.
Doortje Van Hoeck : For the last time, Pico. We want to build our own house, uh? With the money you earn at school we can only buy a tent. Without groundsheet. So I have to bring in extra money. It's that simple.
Pico Coppens : [Dimitri listens as he stands at his office door] Fair enough. But that doesn't mean you have to come work for such an idiot, does it? You can't look at a face like that all day without getting sick, can you? Damn, he's the man with the biggest mouth in western Europe.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Zal 't gaan, ja?
Pico Coppens : [startles] Dimitri. We were talking about the fairground. Last year there was a man...
[walks off; from "Transfer"]
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Carmen Vandormael : [pours water out of her shoe] Take a look at this. Does it really cost so much? Half a truck of gravel?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : If it depends on me then I'd have a ten-tonner with white marble come over tomorrow.
[De Kampioenen kick a ball against his window; it withstands the blow]
Dimitri De Tremmerie : It's already the second time this afternoon. What did Xavier do wrong this time? Did he shift to third gear when you honked?
[from "De nieuwe truitjes"]
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Dimitri De Tremmerie : [they are peeing next to each other] Good practice match, huh? De Knokkers are strong, though. Do you think you'll be able to earn that 1,000 francs bounty?
Pico Coppens : You never know, Dimitri.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : You know, I'm very satisfied with Doortje.
Pico Coppens : Well, me too.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Chances are I'm promoting her.
Pico Coppens : [sarcastically] Really? What'll she be? Head of your staff?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : I'm talking about a raise or something like that. Hey Pico, listen. Have they ever offered you money to sell a match?
Pico Coppens : Yes, it happened once. We were also peeing.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : And, how'd that go?
Pico Coppens : Well, since then, that man speaks in a very high-pitched voice.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : [with very high-pitched voice] No kidding?
[from "Omkoopschandaal"]
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Xavier Waterslaeghers : [they come to collect their ball they've kicked towards his garage, spilling a paint can on his floor] Dimitri, you didn't see a ball fly?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Yeah and if you wait a little longer, you'll be able to see a goalkeeper fly, you bastards. Now my shed is covered with paint.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Isn't that the whole point?
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Yes, but not my floor. It won't be ready by the big fair on Monday, you know. That had to be added.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Well, maybe you can do the whole floor now.
Dimitri De Tremmerie : You can help me, you know that?
Pico Coppens : Those aren't our problems, Dimitri. You should've closed your door.
[they are to leave]
Dimitri De Tremmerie : Hey where do you think you're going?
Xavier Waterslaeghers : We're going to help you, DDT.
Pico Coppens : Sure.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : We close the door.
[from "De elfde man"]
