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Silly Morgan comedy
The team that made several huge Wicked Pictures hits early in the distributor's history, like "Western Nights" and "Haunted Nights" followed up with actor Jonathan Morgan in the helmer's seat with this fitfully funny, cheapjack slapstick comedy. Dealing with time travel, it's ironically quite dated now, loaded with dumb gags and ephermal pop culture references.
For example, hero Morgan trots out his Groucho Marx impression at times and seems like a pale imitator of many a '40s Hollywood comedy for the likes of Bob Hope (see "The Paleface") or Red Skelton, or perhaps later Don Knotts.
He inherits a time machine from his late grandfather, and takes it on adventure through the ages, accompanied by lovely Wicked superstar Serenity. His search for gramps in the past comes to nought, but he brainlessly makes many an error, randomly traveling and having sex in other eras.
First up is a trip to Cripple Creek, Nevada in 1882, where redhead saloon girl Ruby has sex with the sheriff Mitchell Grant and deputy Alex Sanders. Lucky Jonathan already has received a blowjob from Serenity after she discovers he's become a millionaire courtesy of a bank book grandpa left him, which has been collecting interest since the 19th Century.
Peter North plays an Indian chief humping his squaw Tatiana in their tepee.
Morgan sets the controls for 1996 to return home, but stupidly only punches in 196 (A. D.) taking him to an encampment of Roman warriors led by centurion Colt Steele. Colt services Serenity, who is posing as Queen Nefertiti, and the silly screenplay has Steele yelling things like "In the name of Zeus", confusing Greek gods for Roman.
Next trip messes up the controls and takes our pair not only into the future but into Outer Space, where Serenity is taken prisoner on an alien rocket shop for experimental probing (rectal, that is). It's the year 2525, yes a cue for Morgan to riff on the 1969 song "In the Year 2525" by one-hit wonders Zager and Evans. Sindee Coxx gets to have a hot lesbian sex scene with Serenity, with the alien merely observing as voyeur, as he lacks the body parts to hump our heroine himself.
Next destination is prehistoric, with some stock footage of stop-motion dinosaurs, and Morgan getting to have sex with cavewomen Davia Ardell and Tracy Love, decked out in crummy wigs. Overall production values are poor. More attempts at humor including quoting "Lost in Space"'s famous "Danger -Will Robinson" line and even a painful joke about my home town, as Morgan returns home finally to Cleveland, Ohio in 1996.
Low effort results in meager results, unworthy of Morgan at his best.
For example, hero Morgan trots out his Groucho Marx impression at times and seems like a pale imitator of many a '40s Hollywood comedy for the likes of Bob Hope (see "The Paleface") or Red Skelton, or perhaps later Don Knotts.
He inherits a time machine from his late grandfather, and takes it on adventure through the ages, accompanied by lovely Wicked superstar Serenity. His search for gramps in the past comes to nought, but he brainlessly makes many an error, randomly traveling and having sex in other eras.
First up is a trip to Cripple Creek, Nevada in 1882, where redhead saloon girl Ruby has sex with the sheriff Mitchell Grant and deputy Alex Sanders. Lucky Jonathan already has received a blowjob from Serenity after she discovers he's become a millionaire courtesy of a bank book grandpa left him, which has been collecting interest since the 19th Century.
Peter North plays an Indian chief humping his squaw Tatiana in their tepee.
Morgan sets the controls for 1996 to return home, but stupidly only punches in 196 (A. D.) taking him to an encampment of Roman warriors led by centurion Colt Steele. Colt services Serenity, who is posing as Queen Nefertiti, and the silly screenplay has Steele yelling things like "In the name of Zeus", confusing Greek gods for Roman.
Next trip messes up the controls and takes our pair not only into the future but into Outer Space, where Serenity is taken prisoner on an alien rocket shop for experimental probing (rectal, that is). It's the year 2525, yes a cue for Morgan to riff on the 1969 song "In the Year 2525" by one-hit wonders Zager and Evans. Sindee Coxx gets to have a hot lesbian sex scene with Serenity, with the alien merely observing as voyeur, as he lacks the body parts to hump our heroine himself.
Next destination is prehistoric, with some stock footage of stop-motion dinosaurs, and Morgan getting to have sex with cavewomen Davia Ardell and Tracy Love, decked out in crummy wigs. Overall production values are poor. More attempts at humor including quoting "Lost in Space"'s famous "Danger -Will Robinson" line and even a painful joke about my home town, as Morgan returns home finally to Cleveland, Ohio in 1996.
Low effort results in meager results, unworthy of Morgan at his best.
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- Nov 7, 2021
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