- Tarfu: What a life. Nursemaid to a bunch of feather dusters
- Fubar: Oh brother, Snafu, what I wouldn't give for your job!
- [last lines]
- Pvt. Snafu: Nine-and-a-half Benny, Nine-and-a-half Charlie... you know, this is an important job!
- Technical Fairy First Class: That's my boy that said that. Ha-cha-cha-cha!