The Next Best Thing (2000)

Malcolm Stumpf: Sam

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• Sam : Daddy, are you a 'faggot'?

  Robert : Where did you hear that word?

  Sam : Kyle told it to me

  Robert : And did Kyle tell you what it means?

  Sam : Yes.

  Robert : Well, what does it mean?

  Sam : It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.

• Robert's Mother : Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?

  [Sam shakes his head yes] 

  Robert's Mother : Well, he's here.

  Sam : Smelling salts. Smelling salts.

  [Pretends to faint] 

  Sam : Grandma, why aren't you fainting with me?