Cynthia Nixon credited as playing...
- Miranda: What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the sphinx.
- Carrie: I think you just found the title of your autobiography.
- Samantha: I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
- Charlotte: You had sex with Danny?
- Samantha: Sure, he's cute, straight and we've known him for ten years. Haven't we all had sex with Danny?
- Carrie: Oh yeah, that one weekend I was bored.
- Charlotte: Just a New Year's Eve kiss.
- Miranda: I showed him a boob in a coat checkroom.
- Carrie: Just one?
- Miranda: I sensed he couldn't commit.
- Miranda: Sexy is what I try to get them to see after I win them over with my personality.
- Carrie: It's a slippery slope. First you're going once a week, and then it's three times a week, and then the next thing you know, you're starting every sentence with, "My shrink says".
- Miranda: My shrink says thats a very common fear.
- Miranda: I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, that's the end of romance, right there.
- Miranda: I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?
- Carrie: The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.
- Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
- Miranda: I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says 'virgin'. I have a child. The jig is up.
- Miranda: I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."
- Miranda: After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.
- Carrie: And possibly a boner as well.
- Miranda: Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.
- Miranda: Soulmates only exist in the Hallmark aisle at Duane Reid Drugs.
- Miranda: I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?
- Miranda: I didn't tell Walker I was pregnant.
- Carrie: Miranda!
- Miranda: It didn't come up! If Walker had said to me, "Have you given birth recently?", I would have said, "Well, first of all, define recently."
- Charlotte: Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. But not before the wedding, it's supposed to be my week.
- Miranda: It's you day. You get a day.
