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  • I found this forgotten DVD while clearing out gonzo junk and gave it a whirl, to discover an oddball, nothing video. My advice is not to bother.

    It resembles an old-fashioned loop carrier in that the sex scenes are awkwardly introduced by a Bohemian couple (dressed in black with berets) Mike Horner and Flame, arguing about whether they can afford a trip to Paris while Mike enthuses over a great museum there he's reading about in a magazine.

    Horner puts on (and off) a ridiculous French accent to recite his dialog, so excited is he over the topic. A narrator introduces each exhibit at the museum and we watch a couple hump. This disjointed film structure by untalented director "C. Everette Smythe" smacks of the paste-up loop-laden feature of old.

    Flame and Mike eventually get a sex scene of their own, but Euro femmes abound in the other vignettes. Truly big names of the period Beatrice Valle and Tabitha Cash strut their stuff but it adds up to nothing. Per the series title, anal-sex is featured throughout.