Lucy Liu credited as playing...
Alex
- Alex: Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.
- [whip]
- Dylan: [quietly] Ow.
- Alex: You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?
- Red Star Systems Techie: I said the coke machine should be free.
- Alex: Why?
- Red Star Systems Techie: Because caffeine helps us program.
- Alex: All right, let's get one thing straight between us.
- Jason Gibbons: Go ahead. We're way past keeping secrets at this point.
- Alex: This is gonna be long, hard and rough.
- Jason Gibbons: Sometimes when it's rough I just get there faster.
- Alex: If you don't diffuse this bomb, Logan, LA is gonna become a new underwater attraction.
- Jason Gibbons: Which wire? The red one or the blue one?
- Alex: Bump bump baah.
- Jason Gibbons: That is not helping.
- Alex: Ooh, my muffins.
- Jason Gibbons: This is stupid. Why wouldn't I just yank the wire.
- Alex: No honey, the real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.
- Jason Gibbons: Wow! You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.
- Alex: Isn't it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?
- Roger Corwin: You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
- Alex: Thanks for the offer, but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.
- Alex: Oh, my God, you're hit!
- Jason Gibbons: No, it's nothing. I mean the squibs hurt a little when they go off but... what happened to my trailer?
- Alex: Jason
- Jason Gibbons: Were you in there while that happened? I mean, look at it!
- Alex: Jason, I haven't been completely honest with you. I'm not a bikini waxer.
- Jason Gibbons: Bummer. I mean... that was kind of a turn on.
- Jason Gibbons: So when do I get to meet this Charlie.
- Alex: Well, Charlie's not a very social person.
- Jason Gibbons: But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?
- Charlie: With the micro-camera we planted on Corwin's briefcase, we've been able to study Red Star's layout.
- Alex: There's the mainframe, just behind that door.
- Eric Knox: Well, that's where my software would be, but the security looks incredible.
- Alex: Yeah. Restricted access.
- Dylan: Fingerprint ID.
- Natalie: Retinal scanner.
- Charlie: Angels, break it down.
- Dylan: Only two directors at Red Star have access to the mainframe room. In order to get through the security system, they have to synchronize their entrance. A gelatin scanning plate takes exact fingerprints.
- Natalie: A laser accurate to .009 millimeters scans the retina.
- Alex: The mainframe is accessible only through an airless antechamber. A surveillance-monitored clean room.
- Natalie: There's only one way to get through undetected: be invisible.
- Alex: The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity. Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds will trigger the alarm.
- Vivian Wood: Sounds impossible.
- Natalie: Sounds like fun.