[as thousands of ping-pong balls fall from the ceiling...]
Man: Only one man could have done this!
Bat-Bat: Yes, but Captain Kangaroo's been in re-runs for years.
Mighty Mouse: Now I know why they call television a medium: There's nothing on that's either rare or well-done.
[Trapped in a Scooby-Doo parody]
Mighty Mouse: I can feel my I.Q. getting lower by the minute!
Bat-Bat: Taste cold justice, you disreputable henchmen-types.
The Cow: Beware! I am The Cow. Moo!