[as thousands of ping-pong balls fall from the ceiling...]

Man: Only one man could have done this!

Bat-Bat: Yes, but Captain Kangaroo's been in re-runs for years.

Mighty Mouse: Now I know why they call television a medium: There's nothing on that's either rare or well-done.

[Trapped in a Scooby-Doo parody]

Mighty Mouse: I can feel my I.Q. getting lower by the minute!

Bat-Bat: Taste cold justice, you disreputable henchmen-types.

The Cow: Beware! I am The Cow. Moo!