Revelation (1999)

Tony Nappo: Willie Spino

Quotes 

• Willie Spino : Helen Hannah, the woman who denounced the messiah on national television, the world's most wanted fugitive, and my very dear stepsister, meet Thorold Stone, the crazed lunatic who killed me.

  Thorold : Hi.

• Willie Spino : Leave it to the professionals.

  Helen Hannah : Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

• [Willie is smoking a cigarette] 

  Helen Hannah : Do you really need those things?

  Willie Spino : Hey, sis, listen - any wimp can quit smoking, OK? It takes a real man to deal with lung cancer.

• Cindy : Um, we've got some leftover salad if you're hungry.

  Willie Spino : Salad? You gotta be kidding me. Don't you have some steaks lying around here someplace?

  Cindy : Well, I'm vegetarian.

  Willie Spino : Yeah, well, if God didn't want us to eat animals he shouldn't have made them out of meat.

  Cindy : Oh, I'm not vegetarian 'cause I love animals. I'm vegetarian 'cause I hate plants.

  Willie Spino : Yeah, well, I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to sit around chewin' on a cucumber.

  Cindy : Oh, well, that explains a lot. Vegetables ARE brain food.

  Willie Spino : Ooh. She's not only gorgeous, but she's rude and sarcastic too.