Get Real (1998)

Charlotte Brittain: Linda

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• Linda : ...the woods? Steve, you did it in the woods? You could have been...

  Steven Carter : ...what? Queer-bashed by squirrels?

• Steven Carter : School full of tossers.

  Linda : Oh I bet you fancy half of them.

  Steven Carter : No way.

  Linda : Not even him? John Dixon. He's sex on legs.

  Steven Carter : [sighs]  I know... Every time I see his "Head Boy" badge I wish it was an invitation!

  Linda : Sure wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits.

• Linda's Brother : Linda. Mom says if you don't come in for your tea now, she'll give it to the dog.

  Linda : OK, OK.

  Steven Carter : You haven't got a dog.

  Linda's Brother : Well, We'll get one.

• [while dancing with Linda at the ball, Steven gazes into John Dixon's eyes and gets excited. Linda notices] 

  Linda : Now don't you start!

  Steven Carter : I'm sorry, I was thinking of someone else.

  Linda : Charming!

• Kevin : [to Steve]  Oi, Carter! Not exactly an oil painting is she?

  Linda : No, she's cuddly. And until a few seconds ago, you assumed that because I'm a fat girl instead of some slim oil painting, I'd be gagging for a quick one in the doorway of Toys R Us! I can just imagine sex with you! Pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girl's mouth because you had too much chili sauce on your kabab. And then, the main event which is either over in seconds or not at all because you're too fucking pissed!

  Kevin : So I take that as a definite no?

  Linda : Take it up your bum!

• Linda : Steve, I've got a bit of surprise for you. It's not quite as big a deal as you tellin' the whole world you're gay, but it's a surprise anyway.

  Steven Carter : Tell me later.

  Linda : I know, why don't I tell you later.