American Pie (1999)

Alyson Hannigan: Michelle

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• Michelle : Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

  Jim : [spits out drink]  Excuse me?

  Michelle : What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is. Sex Ed. So, are we gonna screw soon? Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.

• Michelle : What's my name? Say my name, bitch!

  Jim : Michelle! Michelle.

• Michelle : Now, I have 2 rubbers. Wear them both. It will desensitize you. I don't want you cumming so damn early this time.

  Jim : What makes you think that I would cum early?

  Michelle : Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.

  Jim : Yes I am.

• [repeated line] 

  Michelle : This one time, at band camp...

• Michelle : So, you're pissed about something, huh? You know what I do when I'm angry? I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing. I learned to do that at band camp.

  Jim : Hold on, uh. You have no idea why I'm angry?

  Michelle : Is it because we have a test tomorrow? Sometimes I get cranky when I know I have a big test to study for.

  Jim : Yeah, that's pretty much it.

  Michelle : I thought so. Because this one time, at band camp...

  Jim : What's your name?

  Michelle : Michelle.

  Jim : Oh. Okay. Michelle, um. Do you want to be my date for the prom?

  Michelle : Really? You seriously want to go with me?

  Jim : Yes. Seriously.

  Michelle : Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards? Because that would be so cool.

  Jim : Sure. Whatever you want.

  Michelle : Cool! We're going to have such a good time.